Correlation is not causation...
but it's hilarious
Generate absurd correlation charts that prove nothing and entertain everyone. Perfect for viral social media content, presentations that need comic relief, or settling debates with friends using hilariously meaningless statistics.
* No actual scientific conclusions were harmed in the making of this app
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What People Are Saying
Totally real reviews from definitely real people
"I showed my thesis advisor a chart proving ice cream sales cause shark attacks. I no longer have a thesis advisor. 10/10."
"Put a correlation chart in my quarterly presentation. Got promoted. My boss still thinks cheese consumption drives our revenue."
"Proved to my wife that doing dishes correlates with lower WiFi speeds. She didn't buy it. But the R-value was 0.94. ZERO POINT NINE FOUR, LINDA."
"My grandson showed me this. I now send correlation charts to my book club instead of Bible verses. Doris hasn't spoken to me since."
"I found that my screen time correlates with existential dread. This app didn't help with that. But the chart looked beautiful."
"I showed my thesis advisor a chart proving ice cream sales cause shark attacks. I no longer have a thesis advisor. 10/10."
"Put a correlation chart in my quarterly presentation. Got promoted. My boss still thinks cheese consumption drives our revenue."
"Proved to my wife that doing dishes correlates with lower WiFi speeds. She didn't buy it. But the R-value was 0.94. ZERO POINT NINE FOUR, LINDA."
"My grandson showed me this. I now send correlation charts to my book club instead of Bible verses. Doris hasn't spoken to me since."
"I found that my screen time correlates with existential dread. This app didn't help with that. But the chart looked beautiful."
"Finally someone GETS it. I've been saying for years that pirate populations and global warming are connected. This app is VINDICATION."
"I used to make pivot tables for fun on Friday nights. Now I make fake correlation charts. My social life has somehow gotten worse AND better."
"Won 3 bar arguments this week with charts from this app. Nobody can argue with a graph that has a trendline. NOBODY."
"A student cited this app in their research paper. I failed them. But secretly? The chart about hamster ownership and stock prices was compelling."
"Posted a chart showing that LinkedIn posts correlate with declining happiness. Got 50,000 likes. The irony is not lost on me. Or maybe it is."
"Finally someone GETS it. I've been saying for years that pirate populations and global warming are connected. This app is VINDICATION."
"I used to make pivot tables for fun on Friday nights. Now I make fake correlation charts. My social life has somehow gotten worse AND better."
"Won 3 bar arguments this week with charts from this app. Nobody can argue with a graph that has a trendline. NOBODY."
"A student cited this app in their research paper. I failed them. But secretly? The chart about hamster ownership and stock prices was compelling."
"Posted a chart showing that LinkedIn posts correlate with declining happiness. Got 50,000 likes. The irony is not lost on me. Or maybe it is."
Why You'll Love It
Finally, a data visualization tool that doesn't take itself seriously
Random Correlations
Discover surprising connections between completely unrelated datasets. Did you know avocado sales correlate with startup failures?
AI Backgrounds
Every chart gets a unique AI-generated background that matches the absurdity of your correlation. Art meets nonsense.
Witty Captions
AI-generated captions that are actually funny. Share-worthy text that makes people laugh and think (mostly laugh).
Social Ready
Export in formats perfect for Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, or wherever you share your hot takes.
Real Data
All correlations use actual historical data from Our World in Data. The numbers are real, the conclusions are... creative.
Instant Results
Generate a complete shareable image in seconds. No statistics degree required (or recommended).
How It Works
Three steps to statistical comedy gold
Pick Categories
Choose from animals, food, technology, or society. Or let fate decide with random mode.
Find Correlations
Our algorithm finds the most absurd statistical relationships hiding in real-world data.
Share & Laugh
Get a beautiful chart with AI art and a witty caption. Share it and watch the engagement roll in.
See It In Action
Real screenshots from the app (the correlations are real, the causation is not)
Example Correlations
Actual correlations you might discover (statistically significant, logically meaningless)
Cheese Consumption vs. Engineering Doctorates
As Americans eat more cheese, more people earn engineering PhDs. Finally, proof that cheese makes you smarter! r = 0.95
Nicolas Cage Films vs. Pool Drownings
The number of films Nicolas Cage appears in correlates with swimming pool drownings. Coincidence? Yes, obviously. r = 0.87
Divorce Rate vs. Margarine Consumption
Maine's divorce rate tracks almost perfectly with per capita margarine consumption. Maybe butter really is better? r = 0.99
Bee Colonies vs. Internet Users
As internet adoption grew, bee colonies declined. Are bees just really bad at social media? r = -0.91
Explore the whole collection
Each one has its own page. Real data, fake causation, all of it useless.
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