Correlation is not causation...
but it's hilarious
Generate absurd correlation charts that prove nothing and entertain everyone. Perfect for viral social media content, presentations that need comic relief, or settling debates with friends using hilariously meaningless statistics.
Pick anything. We'll find something that correlates with it suspiciously well.
1 Pick something
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Choose something on the left first. We'll show everything that moves in suspicious lockstep with it.
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Adds an AI background, a headline and a very serious expert quote.
- Crunching the numbers
- Writing a terrible joke
- Painting the background
- Putting it all together
Watch the lines race each other while a very serious narrator explains the science.
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What People Are Saying
Totally real reviews from definitely real people
"I showed my thesis advisor a chart proving ice cream sales cause shark attacks. I no longer have a thesis advisor. 10/10."
"Put a correlation chart in my quarterly presentation. Got promoted. My boss still thinks cheese consumption drives our revenue."
"Proved to my wife that doing dishes correlates with lower WiFi speeds. She didn't buy it. But the R-value was 0.94. ZERO POINT NINE FOUR, LINDA."
"My grandson showed me this. I now send correlation charts to my book club instead of Bible verses. Doris hasn't spoken to me since."
"I found that my screen time correlates with existential dread. This app didn't help with that. But the chart looked beautiful."
"Hit "Surprise me" and found pickleball courts track K-Pop hits with r = 0.99. Case closed. I'm not telling anyone which case."
"Printed "Pumpkin Spice Killed the Wiener Dog" on a mug. Customers keep asking if it's on the menu. It is now."
"Made my first chart in 7 seconds. NASA took longer to reject my application. Coincidence? The r-value says no."
"Proved my cat's follower count drives global cocoa production. Sent it to three investors. One replied "stop". That's engagement."
"I showed my thesis advisor a chart proving ice cream sales cause shark attacks. I no longer have a thesis advisor. 10/10."
"Put a correlation chart in my quarterly presentation. Got promoted. My boss still thinks cheese consumption drives our revenue."
"Proved to my wife that doing dishes correlates with lower WiFi speeds. She didn't buy it. But the R-value was 0.94. ZERO POINT NINE FOUR, LINDA."
"My grandson showed me this. I now send correlation charts to my book club instead of Bible verses. Doris hasn't spoken to me since."
"I found that my screen time correlates with existential dread. This app didn't help with that. But the chart looked beautiful."
"Hit "Surprise me" and found pickleball courts track K-Pop hits with r = 0.99. Case closed. I'm not telling anyone which case."
"Printed "Pumpkin Spice Killed the Wiener Dog" on a mug. Customers keep asking if it's on the menu. It is now."
"Made my first chart in 7 seconds. NASA took longer to reject my application. Coincidence? The r-value says no."
"Proved my cat's follower count drives global cocoa production. Sent it to three investors. One replied "stop". That's engagement."
"Finally someone GETS it. I've been saying for years that pirate populations and global warming are connected. This app is VINDICATION."
"I used to make pivot tables for fun on Friday nights. Now I make fake correlation charts. My social life has somehow gotten worse AND better."
"Won 3 bar arguments this week with charts from this app. Nobody can argue with a graph that has a trendline. NOBODY."
"A student cited this app in their research paper. I failed them. But secretly? The chart about hamster ownership and stock prices was compelling."
"Posted a chart showing that LinkedIn posts correlate with declining happiness. Got 50,000 likes. The irony is not lost on me. Or maybe it is."
"Showed the team our bug count correlates with UFO sightings. We now blame aliens in every postmortem. Morale has never been higher."
"Swapped my sister's wedding slideshow for a chart about divorce filings. "It has a very serious expert quote," I explained. I am no longer a bridesmaid."
"My students finally understand spurious correlations, mostly because they generate them instead of doing homework. Lost a semester. Worth it."
"Found out gym memberships rise with healing crystal sales. Bought crystals. Skipped leg day. Science is science, bro."
"Finally someone GETS it. I've been saying for years that pirate populations and global warming are connected. This app is VINDICATION."
"I used to make pivot tables for fun on Friday nights. Now I make fake correlation charts. My social life has somehow gotten worse AND better."
"Won 3 bar arguments this week with charts from this app. Nobody can argue with a graph that has a trendline. NOBODY."
"A student cited this app in their research paper. I failed them. But secretly? The chart about hamster ownership and stock prices was compelling."
"Posted a chart showing that LinkedIn posts correlate with declining happiness. Got 50,000 likes. The irony is not lost on me. Or maybe it is."
"Showed the team our bug count correlates with UFO sightings. We now blame aliens in every postmortem. Morale has never been higher."
"Swapped my sister's wedding slideshow for a chart about divorce filings. "It has a very serious expert quote," I explained. I am no longer a bridesmaid."
"My students finally understand spurious correlations, mostly because they generate them instead of doing homework. Lost a semester. Worth it."
"Found out gym memberships rise with healing crystal sales. Bought crystals. Skipped leg day. Science is science, bro."
Why You'll Love It
Finally, a data visualization tool that doesn't take itself seriously
Random Correlations
Discover surprising connections between completely unrelated datasets. Did you know avocado sales correlate with startup failures?
AI Backgrounds
Every chart gets a unique AI-generated background that matches the absurdity of your correlation. Art meets nonsense.
Witty Captions
AI-generated captions that are actually funny. Share-worthy text that makes people laugh and think (mostly laugh).
Social Ready
Export in formats perfect for Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, or wherever you share your hot takes.
Real Data
All correlations use actual historical data from Our World in Data. The numbers are real, the conclusions are... creative.
Instant Results
Generate a complete shareable image in seconds. No statistics degree required (or recommended).
How It Works
Three steps to statistical comedy gold
Pick Something
Search 238 real datasets, from UFO sightings to pickleball courts. Or hit "Surprise me" and let fate decide.
Find Its Partner in Crime
We instantly show everything that moves in suspicious lockstep with it, with a live preview of the chart.
Generate & Share
Get a shareable image with AI art, a headline and a very serious expert quote. Download it or send the link.
Ready to Prove Nothing?
Join thousands who've already discovered that correlation is the best form of comedy