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Adult Obesity Rate vs Online Dating App Users
Adult obesity rates and dating app users grew in lockstep. Every Tinder swipe correlates with a pantry raid. Romance now has a calorie count.
“Dating apps are fundamentally a food-adjacent activity. The emotional calories alone are off the charts.”
— Dr. Appetite Swipe, Behavioral Nutritionist
How we paired this data
Stupid Correlations scans hundreds of public time-series datasets and surfaces pairings whose Pearson correlation crosses a comically high threshold. Adult Obesity Rate and Online Dating App Users hit r ≈ 100% (positive) over the years they overlap — the algorithm flagged it, and we kept it because the headline practically wrote itself.
Crucially, no causal model was tested, no covariates were controlled for, and no peer reviewer was consulted. This is the statistical equivalent of finding two people with the same birthday at a wedding and writing a paper about destiny. Real research adjusts for confounders; we adjust the caption for laughs.
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